"Allah be praised! I've invented the Zero!"
"What was that?"
"Oh, nothing.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
                                                                      
                                                                                                                       An auditor.

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
                                                         
                                                                    The accountant knows he is boring.
  
Oops -- This is perhaps a lawyer joke even more than an accountant joke!

What is the definition of an accountant?


                                Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had
                          in a way you don't understand.


   [drum thump]