"Allah be praised! I've invented the Zero!"
"What was that?"
"Oh, nothing.
"What was that?"
"Oh, nothing.
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"Allah be praised! I've invented the Zero!"
"What was that?" "Oh, nothing.
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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
<ba dum> What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor. What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he is boring. Oops -- This is perhaps a lawyer joke even more than an accountant joke! What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. [drum thump] |
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